rives: (nothing but blue skies)
[personal profile] rives2015-09-06 01:52 am

university of phoenix online

[so it is probably hard to believe that two college(?) students can actually afford to rent(?) a small seaside property but who cares, the bills are paid.

a DEFINITELY COLLEGE AGE(?) asshole is coming back in from class, also picked up an entire cheesecake on the way back because why not. completely wrapped up in Pre-Cheesecake Bliss to pay attention to much else.]
handsclean: (well jesus christ i'm alone again)
[personal profile] handsclean2015-07-23 01:37 am

i only gave her a roofie

[some nebulous time when things are nice and not all gone to shit this douchebag is in the Seelie royal quarters, sprawled out on a couch texting someone]
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[personal profile] makeamends2015-06-02 11:23 pm

i'll leave when i'm good and ready

[so yeah baby king of piss-ant mountain has been especially pissy lately, though there's not really any immediately discernible reason why.

whatever it is it's caused him to be even more reclusive than usual. so it's probably a little bit of a surprise when he ends up cornering the demon on one of the rare occasions that he's actually in the house.]

We need to talk.
badparts: (pic#8262264)
[personal profile] badparts2015-03-11 10:54 pm

(no subject)

[got stuck in the middle of trying to learn how to play a song so is in the kitchen snacking on shit instead. these cookies are unmarked so their probably Luci's. so i'm probably eating them.]
coldmoon: (your remorse hasn't fallen on deaf ears)
[personal profile] coldmoon2015-02-02 12:11 am

(no subject)

[i'm in a huff for some Reason, in her room with piles of clothes thrown on the bed and furniture, holding pieces up on herself in front of a mirror before quickly discarding them again.]
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[personal profile] staytrue2014-08-20 07:00 am


[itt somebody's grocery shopping because dogs apparently only eat pizza and cereal]
oldsongs: (pic#7974303)
[personal profile] oldsongs2014-06-27 01:48 am

i am one tough fuckin fucker

[MEANWHILE a former weretiger child bride is making a house call to a very prestigious family because they Lost Their Fucking Heal Bitch Tengucon XXX]

It's a kidney stone. Humans get them all the time. You should probably just go to one of their doctors.
makeamends: (pic#7936343)
[personal profile] makeamends2014-06-26 09:30 pm

the university of fucking keeping it real

[wow what a lovely evening to enjoy a nice book in my nice quiet kind of creepily empty house without interruption]
dirtypaws: (of fools and kings)
[personal profile] dirtypaws2014-04-09 05:19 pm

we have unlimited juice?

[today in somebody's super expensive bachelor pad there's a grumpy shota in nothing but a way too large t-shirt reading a book]
replacement: (and all of the ghouls come out to play)

boopy doopy doop boop sex

[itt someone is barging into someone else's room without knocking i hope you weren't doing anything]

Ninny, I need you!
handsclean: (my history keeps pulling me down)
[personal profile] handsclean2014-03-17 03:52 am

hey orpheus!

[HEY WHAT'S UP SLUT someone is calling you on the phone]
backbite: (let's go kill them)
[personal profile] backbite2014-01-29 03:23 am

(no subject)

[a century or two ago at some fancy party there is some fancy lady chatting up a super rich new money dude

nothing suspicious here!!]
staytrue: (pic#6333862)
[personal profile] staytrue2013-11-04 01:42 am

(no subject)

[somebody's in the (tiny, shitty) kitchen chopping vegetables

may be wearing an apron while doing so]
neversings: (run fast as you can)
[personal profile] neversings2013-10-18 01:47 am

(no subject)

[some hunter douchebag is sniffing around an alley.

yes it's the one with all the cats, where do you think you are?]
daitengu: (keeping quiet is hard)
[personal profile] daitengu2013-08-15 12:03 am

(no subject)

[so, after a raid on a rebel base, some group came back with a certain tengu they were sure to be of high value.

of course they didn't plan for him going fucking batshit crazy, so that caused some problems.

after that was sorted out, there's that aforementioned tengu collapsed on his side in (a well lit!) cell, bandages showing under his torn kimono where he tried to maul himself, hands bound behind his back, breathing shallowly.]
dirtypaws: (they say he wandered very far)
[personal profile] dirtypaws2013-08-14 11:55 pm

(no subject)

[so is something crawling into your bed in the middle of the night?

something is crawling into your bed in the middle of the night.]
rives: (when they're captive)
[personal profile] rives2013-08-07 12:45 am

(no subject)

[somewhere in a corner of a certain family's very swanky party area, a little Naoe (dressed in a gender appropriate kimono) is sitting alone]
staytrue: (pic#6213673)
[personal profile] staytrue2013-07-19 05:37 pm

well this way we have it

[so after a series of unfortunate events, somebody is bleeding in an alley by cairnes' apartment

there is also another fellow not far from him, but he is very dead.]
rives: (got a body like a battle axe)
[personal profile] rives2013-07-10 08:54 am

"googly eyes"?

[somebody made the mistake of letting a bab pick the destination of the day in a large european city so guess what

you are in a library!!]

it doesn't unbang your mom

[bright and early, somebody's throwing open the doors to some drunk's room and letting all the light in.]

It's time to get up.