YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER

sometimes it's best to just fly

2026-09-10T23:47:05Z

Posted by: littledooms

Az'dael isn't completely sure when he turned into a one stop shop for problematic warrior rehab. Sure, he knew a thing or two about compartmentalizing destructive urges, but it feels like he's practically an unpaid babysitter at this point. Maybe he should look into petitioning Mom and his Most Honored Consort Successor into cooking up another heir, just to spread the workload out a little.

The new guy seems. Fine? Somewhere in the tall, dark, and brooding category. Az'dael hasn't had much time to get acquainted with him since he was assigned, given the major skirmishes he's been in. There's talk of giving him another title for finally taking out that huge Terran mech (A State of Being Most Pleasing to the High Lord, they apparently call it in their own tongue, or as he prefers, Big Red) which he'll have to performatively dodge for at least another year, dealing with the flagship's rangers latest seed bust, and then ...

"Oh, dang." In the privacy of his office, Az'dael sits up on his divan, a slice of veg-toast half-hanging out of his mouth. "We never got your oaths covered, did we? Let's do that now."

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when i get drunk i eat ribs

2019-01-18T02:52:38Z

Posted by: sunscorch

[it's noon on a weekend at the Pentecost household so you know what that means

being a grown adult man in position of huge military & government power, hiding out in the guest bathroom. mother put out the chrysanthemum decorative hand soaps. she's on the war path.]

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couldn't help but notice that you were acting like a lonely little bitch the other night

2018-11-20T01:59:59Z

Posted by: heartbends

[while the royal library is technically open to use in the public its so far into the monarchy's property that it's kind of a pain for anyone who doesn't live really close by to go to regularly.

but that won't be relevant! probably! there's just a plucky young boy here anyway, rounding the corner of a very tall stack a little too fast and running into whoever is standing there, like a much bigger nerd. he's gonna get slapped with a giant waterfall of books raining down on him, ha ha.]

Oh, oops.

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family love wedding

2018-09-18T05:29:46Z

Posted by: predawnlight

[the extravagant ceremony is over, and now all that's left is for the ostentatious after party, what the poors call a 'reception'.

the creme de la creme are all milling about, trying to get as drunk as possible as quickly as they can, while the star of this entire show (or one of them at least) is sitting at the table for royals, which is actually one of several, because there's so fucking many of them that got invited to this thing, looking generally despondent about everything

maybe he's longing for someone to release a horde of bee monsters into the hall. maybe he can will them into existence.]

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how much could a banana cost?

2017-06-10T05:46:43Z

Posted by: replacement

[normally the swanky vampire apartment is pretty quiet, except for when somebody's fighting somebody else, which is pretty much all the time, though, so—

Seth's room is making weird noises, though. weird familiar. old familiar. bodies under the american walnut floorboards familiar.

needless to say, there's a knock on his door.]

I hear mischief!

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and she hadn't even seen the license plate

2016-11-13T07:26:40Z

Posted by: bodyache

[it's a slow weeknight at the club, which isn't something that bothers him— at least on the surface. he's panicking a little inside, though his face remains icily calm as he ducks outside the back door, hands searching his coat pockets for cigarettes.]

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maybe tonight

2016-02-11T07:36:49Z

Posted by: rives

[i'm napping not in my own bed because i'm a spoiled princess and i do!! what i want!!]

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im too anime for this but whatever

2016-01-06T23:38:09Z

Posted by: ladon

nil / NL-1984
a member of risu/kor, raised under the new stormtrooper initiative to be a killer since birth. initially thought unsuitable for the program due to his unyielding personality, saved himself from being culled by scoring off the charts in covert missions, leading him to be fast-tracked down the assassin's path. currently risu/insert whatever/if rename them here's resident spy and information gatherer, with a minor in persuasive torture. extremely passive aggressive and manipulative, especially when he doesn't get his way. when he's grounded for too long he tends to turn his persuasive talents on his handlers to generate "entertainment".

lyra orion
genius scion of the family that owns one of the premier combat purpose starship manufacturers. got a degree in maritime space law for fun in between coming up with strategies to decisively crush any competition to the family business. "secret" resistance supporter, not so secret gordon ramsay of the mainstream starship production world. bombastic and impossible to ignore, with an infamous short fuse and a hedonistic streak. a self-proclaimed perfectionist and avid collector of pre-empire tech.

kalen leths
nice boy from a middle class republic family who got his medical license and then ran off with his hotshot rebel pilot boyfriend to join the resistance. they've since broken up, but he's still one of the resistance's best surgeons. the combined separation along with the tragic death of his older brother while in service to the republic has caused him to become something of a recluse. extremely dedicated to his job and with a general amiable attitude, is well beloved by the rebels despite his calculated distance from everyone.

thalia
a street kid on one of the major city planets, worked her way up to leader of the local pickpocket gang and is the one who directly reports to the crime lord of the area, who she's quickly becoming a favorite of. has a Mysterious past that may or may not be connected to the youngling slaughter s2. withdrawn and very survival oriented, but fiercely protective of the other children she runs with.

ravi malrek
member of the first order's r&d department, a talented engineer and technician who cares little about the order's goals or methods, and is only truly concerned with the money and supplies the position provides him. eccentric and with generally horrible people skills, the order keeps him on for him extreme lack of all morals despite his sometimes difficult personality.

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university of phoenix online

2015-09-06T06:57:45Z

Posted by: rives

[so it is probably hard to believe that two college(?) students can actually afford to rent(?) a small seaside property but who cares, the bills are paid.

a DEFINITELY COLLEGE AGE(?) asshole is coming back in from class, also picked up an entire cheesecake on the way back because why not. completely wrapped up in Pre-Cheesecake Bliss to pay attention to much else.]

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i only gave her a roofie

2015-07-23T06:41:38Z

Posted by: handsclean

[some nebulous time when things are nice and not all gone to shit this douchebag is in the Seelie royal quarters, sprawled out on a couch texting someone]

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i'll leave when i'm good and ready

2015-06-03T04:29:03Z

Posted by: makeamends

[so yeah baby king of piss-ant mountain has been especially pissy lately, though there's not really any immediately discernible reason why.

whatever it is it's caused him to be even more reclusive than usual. so it's probably a little bit of a surprise when he ends up cornering the demon on one of the rare occasions that he's actually in the house.]

We need to talk.

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typhon @ 2015-03-11T22:54:00

2015-03-12T03:56:38Z

Posted by: badparts

[got stuck in the middle of trying to learn how to play a song so is in the kitchen snacking on shit instead. these cookies are unmarked so their probably Luci's. so i'm probably eating them.]

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typhon @ 2015-02-02T00:11:00

2015-02-02T06:12:42Z

Posted by: coldmoon

[i'm in a huff for some Reason, in her room with piles of clothes thrown on the bed and furniture, holding pieces up on herself in front of a mirror before quickly discarding them again.]

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bees

2014-08-20T12:01:55Z

Posted by: staytrue

[itt somebody's grocery shopping because dogs apparently only eat pizza and cereal]

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i am one tough fuckin fucker

2014-06-27T06:56:19Z

Posted by: oldsongs

[MEANWHILE a former weretiger child bride is making a house call to a very prestigious family because they Lost Their Fucking Heal Bitch Tengucon XXX]

It's a kidney stone. Humans get them all the time. You should probably just go to one of their doctors.

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the university of fucking keeping it real

2014-06-27T02:33:42Z

Posted by: makeamends

[wow what a lovely evening to enjoy a nice book in my nice quiet kind of creepily empty house without interruption]

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we have unlimited juice?

2014-04-09T22:21:00Z

Posted by: dirtypaws

[today in somebody's super expensive bachelor pad there's a grumpy shota in nothing but a way too large t-shirt reading a book]

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boopy doopy doop boop sex

2014-03-20T09:05:11Z

Posted by: replacement

[itt someone is barging into someone else's room without knocking i hope you weren't doing anything]

Ninny, I need you!

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hey orpheus!

2014-03-17T08:53:21Z

Posted by: handsclean

[HEY WHAT'S UP SLUT someone is calling you on the phone]

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typhon @ 2014-01-29T03:23:00

2014-01-29T09:29:00Z

Posted by: backbite

[a century or two ago at some fancy party there is some fancy lady chatting up a super rich new money dude

nothing suspicious here!!]

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typhon @ 2013-11-04T01:42:00

2013-11-04T07:42:35Z

Posted by: staytrue

[somebody's in the (tiny, shitty) kitchen chopping vegetables

may be wearing an apron while doing so]

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typhon @ 2013-10-18T01:47:00

2013-10-18T06:48:30Z

Posted by: neversings

[some hunter douchebag is sniffing around an alley.

yes it's the one with all the cats, where do you think you are?]

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typhon @ 2013-08-15T00:03:00

2013-08-15T05:07:11Z

Posted by: daitengu

[so, after a raid on a rebel base, some group came back with a certain tengu they were sure to be of high value.

of course they didn't plan for him going fucking batshit crazy, so that caused some problems.

after that was sorted out, there's that aforementioned tengu collapsed on his side in (a well lit!) cell, bandages showing under his torn kimono where he tried to maul himself, hands bound behind his back, breathing shallowly.]

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typhon @ 2013-08-14T23:55:00

2013-08-15T04:56:17Z

Posted by: dirtypaws

[so is something crawling into your bed in the middle of the night?

something is crawling into your bed in the middle of the night.]

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typhon @ 2013-08-07T00:45:00

2013-08-07T05:46:26Z

Posted by: rives

[somewhere in a corner of a certain family's very swanky party area, a little Naoe (dressed in a gender appropriate kimono) is sitting alone]

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